- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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To mama so old, she might die soon.

So theres a man, a horse, and a piglet in a helicopter. Upon noticing this, the pilot jumps out of the plane and the animals go crashing to their doom.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

How did the blonde die? She got swallowed whole by a 1,000-foot scorpion.

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

why did the chicken cross the road? he saw a rather desperate looking homeless person coming towards him, and, realizing he had no change, figured it was the best way to avoid an awkward situation.

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

how do you scare a deaf person? you yawn

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

why did the chair brake? because a car smashed into it. where did it go? all the way to china. whats 3+4? why did the Chinese man get this wrong? Because a chair was in his head.

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

Name a country that begins with the letter U A. True B. False C. All of the above D. None of the above

WHAT DYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEAN YE DON'T KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW?

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

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