- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

a man paints himself yello shrinks himself and walks into a baber shop then he relizes that the sizers are yello so he gets cut up into shreds and dies. THE END!

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

What do you get when you cross scabies with genital warts? Krusty Krabs.

What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

Why did the girl take a shower? Because she was dirty

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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