Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

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why couldnt the guy move his legs cuz he was paralyzed

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one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

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You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

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What's red and smells like cherries. Cherries

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why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

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abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz

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Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

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i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

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A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

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What do you get when you cross scabies with genital warts? Krusty Krabs.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

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What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

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roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

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Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

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George Washington, a priest, a nazi and a jew are on a plane that's going to crash. There is only one parachute. George Washington says "For my country" and jumps off without a parachute. The priest says "For God" and jumps off without a parachute. The nazi says "For Hitler" and pushes the jew off and takes the parachute.

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Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

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Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

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how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

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Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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a man paints himself yello shrinks himself and walks into a baber shop then he relizes that the sizers are yello so he gets cut up into shreds and dies. THE END!

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why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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