- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

whats green and slimy? green slim

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

9/11

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

What's the funniest part of a tomato? The skin.

The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

here's my two cents worth! hands you two pennies , entire life savings

What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

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