Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

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Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

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whats small and sexually confused? YOu

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Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

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whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

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What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

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A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

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Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

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What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

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How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

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There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

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Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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