- Anti Joke

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

"Do you know the joke about the No and Me Neither?" "No..." "Me neither."

A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You apparently are not a fan of lemons what so ever, so you then throw them away, not knowing what to expect.

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

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What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi