- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when you cross a turkey with a goat? nothing you can't cross to genetically different spieces stupid

roses are red, violates are blue, you left me for David, I am about to kill you bam *bam**bam*

Yesterday I saw a blind man walking down the street, I asked if he needed help and he said "I'm fine thanks." Later on I saw a deaf man walking down the street and asked if he needed help. He didn't hear me, he then fell off the curb and was hit by a car.

A man punches a 3rd grader in the stomach. Not long after he is arrested and no longer is allowed within 500 feet of a public school.

Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? A: "Fred is raping your sister with a puck."

A moose walks into a food store. He asks the lady working there where the potatoes are. She says "go down aisle 5.'' he goes down aisle 5 and there arent any potatoes

Why did the black man wash his feet? PHOIT!!!! He washed his feet in a bird bath... Too bad his car got thrown off a cliff by a bald eagle with no feathers?

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

Guest what in the butt

What's more funny than an anti-joke? A joke.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because the branch broke.

Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

Do you know what's annoying? Steve

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

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