- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a 4 year old cry? You tell him all his family died in a horrible plane crash.

What's funny about cheese? Nothing.

Dimes are silver Pennies are brass Why does your face look like an a**

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? He'd lost so much weight, due to AIDS.

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

Yo mama so stupid she was trying to put her M&M's in alphabetical order

what did the farmer say when he lost his red tractor?

Whats the difference between cats and dogs? ....cats suck

What did the autistic man say to the woman? I have autism

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

Q.-What's the difference between broccoli and a dead moose? A.-Yes.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Shoot it.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

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