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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

Arrow in the Knee!

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

what is the diference between my left tit and my right tit .... my right one was cut off because of breast cancer

Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

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