Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

it's funny because it's funny

Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

What's white and horny? a unicorn.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

Why couldn't kitty drink it's milk?\ It's face was nailed to the floor

In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Not because she had no arms, but because she just had no hands.

What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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