Here's a joke The Holocaust.

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Why did Jimmy fall of a building without a paracute? Because he lost a bet.

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Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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What's worse then the WNBA? Nickelback.

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A boy and a girl are each granted a wish Girl: I want us to be lovers until the end of the world Boy: I want the world to end

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why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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Why has there never been a Mexican on the moon? Because Mexico's government funding for their space program is insufficient to take them all the way to the moon.

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Why did the pirate get kicked out of the pirate movie? He killed 7 people while looking for treasure under the seats.

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So, this cheerio is in love with a beautiful frosted cheerio. He asks her on a date. She says no, because she only dates other frosted cheerios. So the cheerio works really hard at his job and is promoted to a honey-nut cheerio. So he asks her out again. She says no because she only dates frosted cheerios. So he works even harder and is made a frosted cheerio. He asks her out again and she accepts. 4 months later after a relationship built on trust and understanding they are married and live a long and fullfilling life together.

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A Black Man Walks Into an Office For A Job Interview. The Meeting Goes Very And He Soon Has A Very Nice Steady Job.

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Killing your friend as a joke.

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What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

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A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

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What do you call a black man playing golf? A golfer.

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Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

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What's worse than being single on Valentine's Day? Finding out your son has AIDS.

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The Dark knight rises................. From the place he was before he rose.

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What do you do if you work in subway? we make the subs put meat on it then put salad on then cut it then wrap it other duites involved but cba to exsplain

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roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and grass is green due to the fact that there is chlorophyll in it.

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Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

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Don't tease the fat kids. They have enough on their plates.

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Why did the italian go to jail? because he had just robbed a bank and then brutally murdered his wife and kids.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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