Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

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Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

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Asian women drivers...

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yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

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What did the blind man say to the train conductor? Nothing. He was mute too.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

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Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

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A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

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your a vagina says you, your a booby

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How come grilled cheese?

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How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

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What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

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Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

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So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

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What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

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Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

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Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

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Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse..”

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An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? -absolut vodka Well, you have a sirious drinking problem...

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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