- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers, Delphiniums are also blue.

Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

woman's rights

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

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