- Anti Joke

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

woman's rights

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

Why didn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell off a cliff? She was wearing Mittens

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What did the deaf person see? He was blind too, so he didn't see anything.

Justin Beiber sings. people don't listen.

david give me my money back... i will have it next week

A king's son's birthday was coming up and the king asked,"Son i'm the king. You can have anything you want." And the son said,"Oh i'll have some purple ping pong balls." For his birthday he got a rollar coster, a pizzaria, a new car, and of corse, some purple ping pong balls. The next year the king asked,"Son, i'm the king, you can have anything you want." and the son said,"Oh i'll have some purple ping pong balls." And for his birthday he got a manchin, an iphone, a water park, and of corse some purple ping pong balls. One day, the prince was driving in his car and was in a terrible car accadent. On his death bed, his father asked him one final question,"Son, why did you want all of those purple ping pong balls?" And the son answered,"Well, i wanted all of them because-" and then he died.

A cowboy rides out to the middle of nowhere and then shoots his horse. He then makes his way back into town and meets a man in the saloon. The man says, "On second thought, I'd like to buy that horse."

What's worse than a papercut? Dying

why didn't Lebron James give me a fourth quarter?...he forgot his wallet at home and didn't have any spare change.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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