So a horse walks into a barn.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

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Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

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There were once three brothers who were traveling along a lonely, winding road at twilight. In time, the brothers reached a river too deep to wade through and too dangerous to swim across. However, these brothers were learned in the magical arts, and so they simply waved their wands and made a bridge appear across the treacherous water. They were halfway across it when they found their path blocked by a hooded figure. This hooded figure then proceeded to step out of the shadows and mug them, all three of them were brutally murdered. This is why you stay away from hooded figures when you are being talked about in a story being told in third person.

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Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

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Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

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What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

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Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

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What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

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Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

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Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

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Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

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People with Alzheimers will not remember this joke

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Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

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Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

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What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

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what does a baby sound like in a microwave. i don't know i was masturbating

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What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

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I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

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Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

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Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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