- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

1+1=2

don't just stand there

What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

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