How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

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Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

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What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

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What is the difference between a baby and a log? I don't have a log in my fireplace

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Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

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hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

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Knock-Knock Come in! ...

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Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? It fell.

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Where's my tractor?

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What's worse than a shotgoun to the balls? Nothing.

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how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

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What's worse than a spray tan? - A spray tan of hydrochloric acid.

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A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

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What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

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whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

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Want to hear the funniest joke in the world? I forget how it goes but it ends with the abolishment of slavery.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Dave Dave, who? Jerry, just let me in already Two months later, Dave was convicted on charges of home invasion and the murder of Jerry Jones without bail.

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Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

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I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

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How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

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knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

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What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

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