- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

What is a bull like in a China Shop? Calm, because generally any bull you would find in a China shop is probably made out of porcelain.

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

What's a stupid joke on anti-joke? One that involves a random number with absolutely no meaning

Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

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