What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

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roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

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Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

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Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

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What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

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Lol, okay you have made Nero of the clan of the Moralians the mighty laugh and go aww... Seriously, first of all, WHAT THE FUCK IS NAUSEUS? Secondly, okay its Ridge Racer, close enough, aww, seriously that sounds like the cutest thing, I mean did you bleed? DID YOU HARM YOURSELF! DELIGHTFUL... Moral: Seriously though, seeing you tilt over while playing a racing game, kinda cute, just put a pillow there next time you know just saying, because I play videogames, I cant go sexytime for hours without pumping some ADRENALINE INTO MY MIGHTY ROD OF STONEFLESH!

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Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

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Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

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What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

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If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

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knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

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What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

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What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

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Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

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What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

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How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

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Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

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What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

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What's sad about a black guy driving up a hill in a car? It's yor car

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