- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

here's a joke... the american education society

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

What did the dyslexic boy get for Christmas? A laptop. And he was very happy.

Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

Look at the statement immediately below. Look at the statement immediately above. Hahaha! You cannot read this text! Therefore, the following joke fails to qualify as a joke and is therefore an anti-joke by virtue of constitution: Yo mama!

Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

Whats the difference between a hoover and a harley? one is a vacuum, and the other is a motorcycle.

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

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joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

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