What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

What's the difference between and Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout returned from camp.

Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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