- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

how big is a black mans penis? idk ask his wife

What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

How do you make a baby fly? Hit it's mother in the stomach.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

What is the difference?

What's Big and Round? My Testicular Cancer

How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "why the long face?" The horse replies, "I am Sarah Jessica Parker."

What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

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