- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

Q. Why did the 8 year girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I have no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

Cancer. Super Cancer.

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

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