- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

"Knock Knock" "Come in"

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

What happened to the boy that got hit by a bus? He was by a 2nd bus, by which he felt no pain because the first bus crushed his lungs and skull causing suffocation and profuse hemorraging.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

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