Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

why did the boy drop his ice cream? a terrorist dropped a bomb on him which turned into a transformer, raped him and then burried him inside of his refridgerator

How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

Knock Knock Whos there? Your mom My mom died three years ago, please go away while i cry.

Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

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What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

What does an Irishman say to you in the morning? Nothing because you only speak French.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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