- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

Knock Knock Who's there? Boo. Boo Who? Boobies.

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a blind-deaf-mute.

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

When I grow up, I don't want to be a therapist. I have enough trouble figuring out the problems in my math book.

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

Whats better than seeing a worm in your apple... Reading the the next anti-joke.

Why was the man sad? His wife left

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances, one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends PS: the one above was wrong sorry :(

An albino and a jew walk in to a bar. They both order the same drink and chat for a few minutes before the albino must get home to his wife. The jew leaves shortly after, tipping the bar tender a generous amount for his superb service.

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