- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a white man takeing orders from a black man? Batman and robin

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

how fast does it take to kill a blonde? Give me a gun and i will find out

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

A rabbi and priest both go into a bar... and they each had a responsible number of drinks before walking home.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

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