- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

where's mom I killed her

Why didn't the puppy play with his toys? They were poisonous.

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

The WPGA tour

Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

Click here for free sandwich.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

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