- Anti Joke

a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

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"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

What's the difference between a black girl and a white girl? Nipple color

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

What did james say on his bitrhday? There was no birthday because he was aborted but he said ''crunch'' anyway

What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

why did Michael Jackson cross the road? He didnt he is dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

Knock knock! Who's there? The doorbell wasn't working.

Two men walk into a bar. You would think the second man would have seen it. Made by Bobbie Pummel