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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

Gretta has five legs? -no

knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

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