Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

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Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete jumped out, who was left? Pete, the boat blew up and instantly killed repeat

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What did Newton say to Einstein? Nothing, Newton was dead before Einstein's birth.

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why was the little boy crying? he was at his mother's funeral.

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what is chuck norris's favorite food? lasagna.

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Why do skinny women eat their food fresh cooked? So that they don't contract food-borne diseases and risk dying.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get ran over.

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Your mamas so fat, that any level of physical exercise is strenuous, but also mentally challenging, as she feels that there is a negative astigmatism attached to sweaty, red-faced overweight individuals trying to burn those pounds. This in turn makes her ashamed of the gastronomically decadent life she once lived, and so she doesn't have the confidence to try and reverse the damage she did during those insecure teenage years, instead comforting herself with the sugary, fatty bane of her life. She therefore lives in a vicious circle, angry at herself and the society that won't accept her. But remaining incredibly, repulsively fat.

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A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room, he then relieves a nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with more information. Your wife died during the delivery.

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I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

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Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

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what's black and can't swim?

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Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

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It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

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How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

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You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

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A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

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Why couldn't the child with down syndrome zip up their jacket.... it was a button jacket ... you asshole

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Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

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Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

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