- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

Did you hear about the 2 pretzels walking down the street? It's not true, pretzels are not capable of autonomous movement.

A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

How did the polack burn his hands on the stove? He placed his hands on the hot stove top burners not realizing they were hot.

Why did the rooster cross the road? Because he wanted to prove he wasn't a chicken.

OSS ARE RED VIOLENTS IS BLUE U BELONG THE ZOO I WILL BE THERE TO BUT LAUGHIN AT U

A man walks into a bar. Of chocolate. Yummy!

A black man walks into a bar with a lovely parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks "hey where did you get that Africa says the parrot...

My mates dad hasnt had a job in 20 years... its probably why there all homless outside my house.

What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

Q. Why did the 8 year girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I have no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

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