- Anti Joke

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

Q.How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A.You don't. You kill her.

Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

Roses are red Violets are blue There are other flowers in the world But you wouldn't know it from this poem.

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

North Korea is red. Amerika is blue. But they both split blood. All over you

A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

No antijoke here.

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

yomamas so fat it made Ben kanobi say thats no moon thats yo mama!

Why was the man sad? He was molested as a child.

A baby seal walks into a club.

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Q: what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We're both lawyers!

John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.