Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

What if I told you.....potatoe

A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

What was the energizer bunny arrested for? Rape.

There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

Laugh.

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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