- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

What did John name his dog? Doggy

Grandma used to say "you only die once." Years later, I learned the wisdom behind those words.

Person 1 - Have you heard about the movie about constipation? Person 2 - No. Person 1 - It hasn't come out yet

what did the boy with dyslexia get for his birthday? bad grades

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

Why didn't the Mother packed her son's lunch? Because her son Timmy likes to go to the canteen

why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

Who gave Miley Cyrus her new haircut? Hellen Keller

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

a giraffe walks into a bakery, "can I have 101 brown loafs please?" the baker answers: "hmm I've got only 100 loafs is that ok too?" the giraffe says: "why the hell would I need a 100 loafs?!"

Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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