- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

Andoni was here

In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

Christ is a conspiracy

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

What's red and smells like cherries. Cherries

Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

Yo Momma So Fat!

"Honey im home!" but his honey was dead on the floor along with his 3 kids.

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A blind deer.

why did the man die? he was shot

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

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