what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

A bar walks into a man

Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

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What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

Somebody else besides you: what time is it? You: what time is what? SOmebody else: ? What?

Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

Are you Jamaican? Because your dreadlocked hair is an iconic symbol of one who would be from the country of Jamaica.

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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