What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

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1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

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What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

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yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

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*The doctor walks in* Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

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Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

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Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

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Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

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-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

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How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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whos on the right track? lady gaga

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How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

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One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

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Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

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Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

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why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

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So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

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This is an anti- joke

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What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

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How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

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BIG MAC'S

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wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. *smacks* ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

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What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

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Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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