What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

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Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

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So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

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Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

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So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

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whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

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Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

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How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

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A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

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ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

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Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

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Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

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What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

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What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

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The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

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What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

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A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

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What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

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Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

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What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

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A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A unicorn

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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