- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

Q: what do u call a hotdog that's not cooked? A:a raw hot dog

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it did not realize it was a man-made distinction for constructed transportation vehicles and had a coincidental tendency to walk toward the area on the other side to find food or avoid birds flying over.

Q: Why are asians good at math? A: Because they study with their tutor every tuesday

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

Some guy pretends to be Santa on the street. He touches a little girl and says "It's okay i'm Santa" So the pedophile Santa molestes the little girl. The little girl goes home and says that Santa touched her so the parents go looking for this guy. And then they find out he died of a heart attack.

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

The banana, the raspberry and the pear arrived to the party, then the carrot and the tomato arrived as well, but when the apple and the orange arrived the banana left... ...This where just getting to fruity...

Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

I would piss if alex berry had aids n died

SHUT UP JP

2 blondes walk into bolemics anonymous.

How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

i knew this one arab, who was so arab that there was nothing funny about him

What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

Allah walked into AK Bar

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