Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

what do you call a young man? a little boy

whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

Roses are black Violets are Black I'm Hellen Keller

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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