your mom is so fat.

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When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

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Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she is dead.

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Stop looking at these jokes and go fuck yourself.

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why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

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LOL

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why did the chicken cross the street dude get your facts right it is the road ok well why did the chicken cross the street LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?!, who's there?!!!, ya fucking asshole!!!, and quit knockin on my door!, my windows are fine!"

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How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

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What's the difference between a red door and a blue door? Fat black people.

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A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

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Why did the Hispanic woman cheat on her husband? Because he couldn't maintain an erection, was boring, and collected stamps.

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how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

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How can you tell your not italian? You aint no Guito!

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Yo momma's so fat that her weight is completely disproportional to the average weight of someone her age.

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Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

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If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

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I like my women like I like my coffee.......... I don't like coffee

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

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How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

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Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

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