- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7.? Well 7 has suffered a tramatic brain injury, and has a tendancy to brutally attack anyone he comes in contact with. The whole situation is unfortunate.

roses are red,violets are blue,faces like yours belong in a zoo,but don't worry i'll be there to,not in a cage but laughing at you!

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

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Why could the kid not finish his homework? Because it flew out the window on the way to his parents funeral

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

Yo mama's so gay, she's a guy.

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