- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black guy get from his white girlfriend for valentines day? An HIV positive test result.

Why did the goose cross the road? Because the chicken was on vacation

Hey Jake can I use your lawnmower? Why Michael, so you can run over my cat like you did last night

Why Did the throw up He was sick

A man walks into a bar and pulls out a tiny piano and a 12 inch pianist, which is really just his member with a smiley face drawn on it. Somebody calls the police muttering, "What is this world coming to?"

What happens when a girl sticks her head in a birthday cake? She gets a toothpick stuck in her eyebrow. Trust me..I know.

What did the little boy with diabetes get for Christmas? A shot of insulin; just like every other day.

whats worse than a worm in your apple..? getting shot..

Two muffins are in an oven. They don't speak to each other because muffins do not have the ability to make speech. After being in the oven for several minutes at 375 degrees, they are removed, left to cool, and were eaten. They were good.

that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

Q: What's the meaning of life? A: A bush, have you ever been dragged through one? It hurts.

Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

How do you scare a black man? You dont

What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

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