- Anti Joke

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

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Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

what is orange? an orange

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence