What's the difference between a black guy and a bucket of chicken? A lot.

If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests? Tests.

why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

you know its foggy outside when you step outside and its foggy outside.

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

you give like i give lomain

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Tiger woods is a famous golf player and Santa is a fictional old man dressed in red and white who is said to live in Lapland, have an airborne sleigh driven by eight magical reindeer and come down the chimney to fill childrens' stockings on Christmas eve.

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

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Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

women's rights

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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