Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

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Why is it bad to smoke in a public place? Because secondhand smoke may cause lung cancer.

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How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

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Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

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An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

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Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house... Knock knock Who's there? The Chincken

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A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Are you a tree? A: No.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

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A Priest and a young child walk into a dark alley.... It leads to a church and he talks to the young boy about God

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

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*there was a tv sitting on the side of the road..* person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

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A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

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Once upon a time, people died. It was happening all over the land. They didn't LIVE happily ever after... since they died. The end... for them.

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A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

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Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

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Nathan likes butt games with African American men

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Why can't Susie jump rope? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! who's there? Not Susie.

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se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

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Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Kindly ask him to come down.

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There were two friends, a girl and a boy. The girl had a ribbon tied to her neck, and every day the boy asked her why, yet she'd never tell him. They grew up together, and fell in love and still, she wouldn't tell him why she had the ribbon on her neck. They got married, and grew old, and still she wouldn't tell him. But one day, she said to him 'I'll show you why I keep this on my neck' and she took it off and her head fell off.

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What's big and looks like a mushroom? A Mushroom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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