- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

Yo mama is so fat, she needs to get serious about her diet, or else she might die of some sort of weight related issue.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

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