- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the different on a black guy and a bicycle ? The black guy steals the bicycle, but the bicycle dont steal the black guy. Yes, my bike got stolen ...

Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity; by calculating the sum of a divergent series.

whats worse than taking a refrigerator to the face? the holocaust and AIDs

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

Whats worse then Justin Bieber? It's a trick question, there's is nothing worse than her

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: WHERE'S MY TRACTOR?!

Two peanuts were walking down the street. Well actually, they just rolled a bit and then stopped. Peanuts don't have legs.

What's a foot long and slippery, a slipper

Why was the black guy running away with a sack full of money? He was rushing to local charity to donate the money. It was closing in 2 minutes.

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell.

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

What do you call it, when a jew makes fun of a black guy? Racism.

Have you heard the one about the dead guy? Neither has he.

Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

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