- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dumbledore dies.

There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

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Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

Emily Walker.

why did the panda and puppy get into a fight? how should i know, you tell me.

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

Your Mom The End.

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

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