- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

How do you get someone off a swing? ask them politely.

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk! Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police your parents just died in a car accident

An Arab walks into a bar. He doesn't explode, and has a fun time with his friends.

(Guys I want to get the most likes so like my joke.) What did the person want. To get the most likes :)

why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

whats worse than getting bit by a tick. getting bit by a deer tick that as lyme disease.

A grandfather clock fucked my bicycle!

What's worse than holocaust jokes? The Rwandam Genocide.

Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

Why couldn't little Jimmy see his mum in the crowd? Because he was blind.

What did the red paint say to the blue paint? They said nothing. Paints don't talk and you need to see a doctor if you answered anything else.

a teacher walked into a bar and when he walked out he went to his car and proceeded to take notes about the bible, not realising he's supposed to be writing notes from his English book... he's dyslexic and got punched in the eye while he was in the bar; did i mention he doesn't drink?

Q:What does a virgin and a penny both have in common? A:Guys don't want them.

Why was the boy adopted........ because hes grandad

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

How do you get a blonde to eat crayons? Threaten to kill her parents with a hacksaw.

If your dying how would you avoid getting eaten alive by sharks or rip to shreds by a T-Rex? Fall on a sword

a pope and priest walk into a bar what's the first thing they say? OUCH my head

What happens when you poke a ghost that is on the edge of a building?? Ghost aren't real, so therefor you will fall of the building and die????

People who do not realize the concept of this website, and write real jokes on it.

knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

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