What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

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why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

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Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

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A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

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When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

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There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

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There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

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what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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this website is a bad joke

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Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

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Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

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What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

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Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

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What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

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What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

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Yellow People !!

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What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

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