What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? I'm not sure, he could not unwrap them.

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

A Christian and an Atheist are sitting next to each other in a bar. C: Sad you don't believe in God, 'cuz you'll go to hell after your death. A:I don't believe in hell neither..

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

Why did the bones cross the street? They didn't. The dogs ate them.

Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

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Knock Knock. Who's There. Teenage Pregnancy

What's the difference between hot tea and cold tea? The temperature.

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

what do a black guy and a white guy have in common? neither of them are purple

How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

Why did the black girls wear fancy clothes to the mall? Public nudity is considered a crime in many parts of the world. It would be advisable to wear clothes in public areas, so as to avoid being arrested.

What is three times more dangerous than war? Three Wars.

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

Anti Joke

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