- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

PSP... Is a cat... you can throw against the wall.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

Why did the chair fall off the cliff? Well it is an inamitate object so it did not move itself, someone must have threw it

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

Why did my ex-husband get fired from the m&m factory? He was throwing away all the W's.

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

Hail Hitler

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

Is it better to be born black or gay? No way to know. That is, unless you are black and gay.

When I find out where you live I'm going to burn down your house, kill your family, and while your crying in you demise I am going to slit your throat.

how do you make a cripple depressed? stairs..

Why is the bowler right handed? He has no left hand.

-Knock knock. ~Use the doorbell. -Ding dong. ~The witch is dead!

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