- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

You know what's funny? A well told joke

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

Q:why did the lion eat the zebra? A: because it was hungry.

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

So FDR walks into a bar.

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

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