- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

Turkeys are obese

Whats slower than molasses? A dead baby.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

asians have slitted eyes lol

What did the loser say to the winner? Good game

Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

Why did Sally dance and record it on Vine? She did it for the Vine

There once was a boy walking down the street. He got shot in the head. He died.

Y R U A B? I don't know why I am a bee.

Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? Because his parents are dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

Why did the Muslim kill a gay guy? Because the gay guy was threatening his family with a gun.

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