- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

Wenis Penis

A mormon walks into a bar.

knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

If your reading this, youre not blind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

A man walks into a bar

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm extremely unstable. And So are you.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

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