If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

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Who's the fastest kid in AA

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knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

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What's stupid a light bulb.

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what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

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Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

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Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

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Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

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A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

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So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

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What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

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What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

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What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

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What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

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Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

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an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

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What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

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Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

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yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

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Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

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Is it not a antijoke? When your granpa uncle or whatever used to pull out basically worthless coins out of your ears? And each time you wanted for him to drag out so many you can actually buy some bubblegum or something, the "stash" you where saving diminishes the moment you receive a new coin? Moral: Dont believe in yourself! Believe in me! Because I believe in you!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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