Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

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What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

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why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

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what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

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Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

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How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

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whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

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wsde

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Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

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jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

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Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

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Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

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How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

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Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

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whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

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Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

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What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

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seek beauty

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Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

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I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

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A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

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Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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