How are you doing today? I'm fine...Except for the rape.

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cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

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An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Mexican and an American are on a plane. It crashes due to an oversight concerning its weight limit, killing all of its passengers.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Btw I have aids And now you too

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France had one revolution

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Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

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What's red and has zippers? Nothing, because watermelons can't physically drive without the help of a sheeps spinal cords ... DUH

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Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It was being poached

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whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

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Simon says, "I'll give you a five second head start before I mow you down with my AK47."

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Why did Harry Potter go to meet Professor Lupin? --Because he wanted to practice casting his Patronus

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How do you confuse a blonde? You put her in a round room and tell her to find the corner.

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Roses are green violets are brown wait a minute..........my shoes untied

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A man with a PhD walks up to a college student and jokingly says "Hey dude, what did the hat say to the other hat?" The student replies "My name is Joe and a hat does not have a mouth, therefore it cannot speak." The student is then unimpressed on how uneducated the man is, also worring about how the man was able to receive a PhD.

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What made Qtip's so dangerous? Q-tip's music

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Q: A football coach walks into a bank. Why? A: Because one of his players is suffering from terminal cancer and he needs governmental funding for the team to play the big game against their rivals and to win, in hopes the kid will recover. Q: Why did the football coach go into the bank again? A: To receive more money to find a new running back.

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golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a would chuck could chuck wood? Home depot

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Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

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Q- Why? A- Why not?

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Person 1: "Broo my dicks like 19 inches!" Person 2: "Thas not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you."

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Can you spell iCup? I see you pee?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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