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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

whats the stage after cancer? you die

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

Q: What do you call a blonde, a brunette, and a red head all who are 16 years old and standing in a school? A: High School Students

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

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Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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