- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

What do you get when you mix a elephant and a rhino? A nasty tasting smoothie.

Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

What is a chicken? Because 7, 8, 9.

Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

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