- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

What's worse than a baby falling? A baby fall in a pit of tar What did the baby say on the way down? "weeeeeee"

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Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

whats white and sticky glue

Why did the man jump in front of the car? He was clinically depressed, his wife left him and took the kids, he just lost his job. He thought he saw a 20 dollar bill in the street So he stopped to pick it up, not realizing a car was speeding toward him.

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

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What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

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