A dyslexic blind man

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A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

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There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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So, I walk into a bar and say "Why do you call this place a bar, I don't see any bars in here!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Q:What is usually pink, brown or black, usually big and comes out smaller, which goes in and out of your mothers mouth? A: Could be lots of things really... Moral: But we all know what you imagined you sick bastard!

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have Somthing To tell you F*** You

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Why didn't the baby learn to walk? It got hit by a car.

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hey im leon and i love the chuckie

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Q: why did the dog fall down the stairs? A: Because I pushed him down.

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RUN

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Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States*? *the contiguous United States

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A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

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What do you call an arab ?

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Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

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Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

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Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

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Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

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Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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