- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

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A man walks into a bar and says ow. Two men walk into a bar, which is weird, because the second guy should have seen it coming.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

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