A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

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What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

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What's brown an sticky Shit

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Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim in already in america.

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"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

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What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

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In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

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Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

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How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

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why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

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What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

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"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

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AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

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A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

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Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

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What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

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Who is Dank? A: Billal

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Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

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How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

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Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

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What did the woman get for Christmas? Cooking oil and a black eye.

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whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

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Why don't men want to marry virgins? They are wary of women who are inexperienced and who they may be sexually incompatible with.

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why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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