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How did the blind dyslexic boy find his way out of the cornfield? -He drew backwords numbers and letters in the dirt

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big fat hairy gigantic enourmous erectionn CC

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I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

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Roses are red Violets are blue if you think this is funny then your a jew!

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2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

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There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

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What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

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A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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Ted: Joe, do you think I'm dumb? Joe: No, I think you're Ted.

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Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

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A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

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How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

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Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

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whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

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The cream, it is coming

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Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

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What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

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There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

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Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

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Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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