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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If Timmy has 2 apples and Sarah has 7 apples, what is the square root of the distance of Mars and Jupiter divided by the speed of light if X equals the value of negative infinity given the equation X(2) - E=MC/7?

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because Hitler took he's parents away.

Why wasn't the woman happy when she gave birth? Because she was thrown into a pool of semen 9 months ago.

How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're people to you know...

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Totsie Roll totsie pop? Altough many tests have been done, there still isn't a certain number. There are many variables involved with this question.

What is black, white, and red all over? A zebra that was shot by poachers.

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

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Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

What do dogs and whales have in common? They both live in the ocean. Apart from the dog.

What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

When life gives you lemons, you should be wondering how "life" managed to give you those lemons.

What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

A drum and a cymbal fall off a cliff...

What does a gay horse eat? Other gay horses.

How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A terrorist.

Whats worse than being a jew? Having all of your friends viciously murdered at a party that you weren't invited to.

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