- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

And you honored it I see :P

What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

What happened to the baby seal who went clubbing? He met a nice woman and contracted HIV from her after engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse after taking her to his flat.

What's red and sweet and good to eat? A riddle that rhymes.

knock knock who's there ?

A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

How do you greet your great great grandmother born in 1738? Hey, what's up, hello.

how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a headache OUCH!

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

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