- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

What happened to the boy that got hit by a bus? He was by a 2nd bus, by which he felt no pain because the first bus crushed his lungs and skull causing suffocation and profuse hemorraging.

A man walked into a bar. I shot him

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

Nero, sure you are okay?

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

quantum physics?

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

Tom: Did you here about the blond who went to college? Mike: No. Tom: Well I heard she's leading a very successful life.

What did the man say while he was in surgery? Nothing, he was in surgery.

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