- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

Why Did The Black Man Cry? KFC Went Bankrupt!

An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

Pickles are moist.

Knock Knock Who's there? ........

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

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