- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

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What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm terrible at poems. Potato.

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

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