A guy walks into a grocery store. He asks a lady where the potatoes are. She says on isle 5 He goes to isle 5, but there are no potatoes.

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Gladly, you sound very confident, makes me happy. Well, doctors thought I had ADHD (go figure) but I am pretty calm outside the internet, then they went with ADD, but since my attention is twofold, this meaning that I can get a lecture, while noticing a toothpick falling on the other side of the room (noticing as in perceiving with focus not necessarily listening but you know, seeing from the corner of ones eye) Yet still focus well enough to get the lecture in details. So its not split focus such as in ADD, but dual, as in me being able to think about two things at once, but also burning out extremely fast, which again, is far from ADD.

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What did the jerk say to the Mexican? You are a Mexican

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Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

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What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

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Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

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After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

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Cancer.

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Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

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If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

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A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

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here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

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What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

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Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

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Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

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I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the f**k is THAT!

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People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

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Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

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How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

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It's all Taggart

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The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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