- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

Q: Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a black guy on a bike? A: Because he could sustain serious injury if a rock hits him in the head, not to mention it is extremely rude.

An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

How do you make a suicide jumper not jump? Shoot him instead.

why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

What did the man say to the woman giving him a blowjob? That feels good.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? Well, contrary to popular belief, it is NOT Master Pain's (Betty's) "butt". You would most likely get a bungee jumping owl.

A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

save me from the nothing ive become

a blonde takes 1 hour to swim 100m of breaststroke.

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