- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

DILDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was drunk.

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

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