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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

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why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

1 I've been diagnosed with-- 2 I don't give a f*ck, go die in a hole!

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

Can everyone please stop posting shit about my girlfriend because it seriously isnt cool.

What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

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