- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

"Smithers, I'm home!" "What, already?" "Yes."

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

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A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

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What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

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