- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

i had a black friend once......just kidding

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

"Smithers, I'm home!" "What, already?" "Yes."

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

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How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

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