- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If Johnny has 5 apples and Susie has 7 apples, will they give them to the homeless?

A man is taking a shower in jail where he drops the soap. He proceeds to pick the soap up and cleans the rest of his body, puts his orange jumpsuit on and returns to his cell.

Why did Tiarnan not ride is bike to school today. Tiarnan's dead.

Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

How do you make an onion cry? Kill the chef.

A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

How do you get a clown to get off a swingset? Chop off his arms and legs.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

Two muffins are cooling on a windowsill. One muffin says to the other "It sure is a beautiful day today." The other muffin says "Holy shit! A talking muffin!"

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