- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If somebody stabs you in the forehead, you are likely to get injured.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

What do two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

A: "How much rope does it take to hang a baby?" B: "I don't know, how much?" A: "The guy at Home Depot didn't know either."

Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

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