- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

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