What's the difference between men and women? I really can't tell anymore, there's so many goddamn transvestites.

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what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

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Have you seen the newest starwars? What movie? I mean that episode where stars fight... Will Smith vs Keanu Reeves? I am talking about the stars in the sky firing at each other! You know, those star pilots on planes... Flown by Will Smith and Keanu Reeves? BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! (You heard that one in your head)

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Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

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Q: what did humoure say to lie A: u must be tellin a lie

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Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

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What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

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how do you know if your pleasuring a woman? who cares

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Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

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What's the difference between an elephant and a duck? Purple.

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Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

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how many baby's does it take to clean paint your house red. depends on the quality of the crusher.

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Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

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What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

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can the real slim shady please stand up? no. there is a slim shady in all of us, so we will all stand up.

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-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

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What did the dwarf do after he sore a mole? Nothing. dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist.

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What's the difference between a raccoon and a bear? One's a raccoon, the other's a bear.

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Josh Moran peels off his foreskin while watching gay porn.

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Why does my friend pick up garbage? Because he is a garbageman.

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Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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A bald guy walks out of a bar Prostate cancer

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What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

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