- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

Q: Why didn't the blonde answer the call from her boyfriend? A: She had died in a rollover the day before.

Knock knock Who's there? The bank. We've come to evict you from your house.

It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

rabbits running in my bathroom!

Why did the wife scream when she saw her husband? Because he was dead

Knock knock. Who's there? Auntie.

A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

Yo mama so fat - - That your dad left her, and it's tearing your family apart

you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was dead. Why'd the other monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was stapled to the dead monkey!

why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were no traffic.

What's the difference between a convertible and a dead baby? One's in my garage, and one's a car.

Why wouldn't Michael J. Fox make a good Sniper? Because he has no military experience.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in every apple.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

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