- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? -absolut vodka Well, you have a sirious drinking problem...

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

What is brown and sticky? A stick

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

a blind man drinking from a dog, thinking it was a fountain

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

1-"What's the worst thing about a joke?" 2-"The stupid punchlines at the end" 1-"No-- when someone dies and can't live to tell it..." (laughter) 3-"What joke you guys laughing at." 2-"None of you're business" 3-"Damn I really wanted to know" 1-"Didn't we all."

What did the Polish man say to his doctor? "Witam, doktorze. By?em kaszel z ostatnich kilku tygodni i jest wysypka na moim lewym ramieniu. Czy jest co? co mo?na zrobi?, aby mi pomóc?" I don't know what it means, either.

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