Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

Invention I totally meant invention! XD, now okay, you can have the top comment, ill even read it because I like ya a lot.

An Arabic Muslim is on a plane. He's flying to Chicago.

Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

What do you call it when a black man and a Mexican open up a fast-food restaurant together? A joint venture.

"knock knock?" ITS 2012 WE HAVE DOOR BELLS!!!

Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

How do you make a Child cry? Slaughter his dog and feed it to him convincing him its Chili

How did the marines cross the minefield safely at night? Under a full moon

What's funnier than a dead baby? Everything.

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

Why does Miley Cyrus make sex tapes It's the only acting job she can get

a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

Q: A squirrel a chipmunk and a spider monkey are fighting over these nuts. Who gets them? A: Your Mom ;p

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

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