- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

gay pom...

cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

A cat walks into a bar and says.......Meow

Nothing. He made it home safely.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

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