What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

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Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

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Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

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If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun, Get in the van.

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what are you your not a human? are you an other?

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why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

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How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

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Q: Whats worst then losing your wallet? A: Giving birth to a dead baby.

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When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

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What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

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have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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Why did the little girl drop her teddy bear? Because she was being sexually molested. Why did the little Jewish girl drop her teddy bear? Because gas came out of the shower-head.

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A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

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Mohamed is driving a taxi to the airport at 20mph How many pounds of explosives are strapped to his chest?

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What did the penguin say to the tiger? I'm in the wrong country.

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Did you see my sandwitch? No. I am your sandwitch, and therefore no one thought to put me up to a mirror. Would you like me to? No. I have no eyes. And why are you talking to a sandwitch??? ...

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A chicken walks into McDonalds. He never comes out because he got grilled, greased, and seasoned.

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How do Mexicans have sex? They get in bed, and the man puts his dick in his partner's vagina.

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What does the alien say to the man? Nothing, because it is highly unlikely that an alien would ever land on Earth, and even more unlikely that they would speak the same language of us. On top of that, aliens would not know anything about our species, and would probably hide from us due to being frightened and eventually flee back to their home planet where we would never see them again because our techonology is not advanced enough and the chances that we would find their planet which is somewhere among the billions of planets in the universe, are slim.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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