- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

what did the judgmental teacher say to a challenged student? your stupid

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