glens walk to the kitchen : The Green Mile

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

I enjoy Popcorn

What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...