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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Voldemort's nose is so flat, that it looks like he doesn't have a nose.

Your momma is so hot your dad married her. She then slept around with other men. Your dad found out and now they're divorced.

Q:Whats the difference between NBC and the NBA? A: The NBA is the National Basketball Assocation and NBC is The No Body Cares.

Once upon a time there was a king who had a daughter. She eventually grew up and contracted aids got run over by a bus and shit her pants..

Wats do you get when you combine a vampire and a ginger? Idk, who would pull that disgusting shit

Which is funnier: a sack of coal or a sack of old clothes? Neither is particularly funny.

why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

What did the man do after his wife died? He farted.

How do you perform CPR on a black person. OK, first come down. I wish I could ask why you turned to Anit Jokes.com to ask this question, but this is serious. First, check for any air blockages using two fingers, then...

So after 2 years of dating, the man thought the woman actually loved him. So to find out they took a ski trip and during their day they were on the chairlift and the man asked the woman "Do you love me?" The woman replied "No...I'm just in it for the sex, but that's a nice ski mask you have on"

why do people take pictures in the bathroom? because they just got done taking a crap and they wanna see if they lost weight.

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

okay, there was a donkey and a parrot walking at the park. When it was raining the donkey says to parrot hey why is it so hot. Then a person riding bikes come to the parrot and she told her to sit down. Nobody saying hello but she can dance reallly nicely.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Beacause the destination he was trying to reach was across this road Notice how he tried This is because he got hit by a car but know one cares for him

A dog walks up to a puddle of pee and he starts to smell it

So a guy and his monkey walk into a bar I don't remember the rest of the joke but you mom is a whore

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She was too tired and was afraid that if she got behind the wheel it might cause her to fall asleep at the wheel which would result in an accident.

Do you know why this joke isn't funny. It's punchline is bad.

Son come here OK daddy Daddy what are you doing DADDY NO! DADDY NO!

Your mother's breasts sag so low that the late great impressionist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

cory is gay

Why was the old man lying on the floor? He had a heart attack and died

What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting a needle shoved into your penis and the needle hitting your scrotum so that you are in serious agony for hours and finding out you cannot have kids because of it.

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