why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

Quinn Grifith Randel lives in Roswell, GA

A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

Q: what did Timmy get for his 8th birthday A: killed MR

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

I don't know which one is emptier my bank account or my love life

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

Obama lin Baden.

A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

Knock Knock Who's there? My fist

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