why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

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What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

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What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

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why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

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What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

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Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

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Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

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What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

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A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

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why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

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Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

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Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

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Everybody will die

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

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13 =B you just learned something

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Obama lin Baden.

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Knock Knock Who's there? My fist

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Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

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Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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