- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What's the worst thing about gang rape? Going last.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? Ouch!

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

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