This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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Roses are red My balls are blue Get off Unless You want too

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What did one cow say to the other cow? Nothing. Cows do not possess the ability to speak.

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What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

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So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have altzhiemers Cheese on toast.

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What did the previously pregnant teen flush down the toilet? Her beloved pet goldfish who recently died. She had already given birth to a healthy baby the previous year.

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Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Q: When you have alot of hair, what are you? A: Obease

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whats worse than getting bit by a tick. getting bit by a deer tick that as lyme disease.

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A black child gives away his piece of fried chicken. He is allergic, and eats some watermelon instead.

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What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice

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Roses are red. They also have thorns. Their family is Rosaceae and they are often given as gifts between lovers. They grow in well drained and fertile soils...

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I named my cat Pounce because she jumps. In retrospect I suppose most cats do jump, in fact, they are even known for it.

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A boy goes into a Bakery and asks for a loaf of bread, the baker asks him if he wants a white loaf or a Wholemeal loaf, the boy replies, "it doesn't matter i have my bike outside"

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I'm on the seafood diet. I eat clams and shrimp because it is healthy for me.

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Tyler Bishop is a waffle

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josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

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Knock, knock. Come in.

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The declaration of Independence was singed in? Pen.

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What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

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How do you get an elephant into a freezer? You stuff him in there!!

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The police officers involved were fired and sued by the family, ruining their lives. Months later they both committed suicide.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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