- Anti Joke

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

A baby seal walks into a club.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats brown and booky a book.

Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She won't have a pulse.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I've got a shotgun, Give me the money.

What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight