- Anti Joke

Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

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What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.