- Anti Joke

Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

Do you have ass-thma? Coz your ass is taking my breath away

When life hands you lemons, make lemonade. Well, life isn't a physical being so chances are low that it will actually hand you lemons.

In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

What did the Chicken say to the Interviewer Interviewer: how do you feel about your eggs chicken: the eggs are actually my periods. Interviewer: how do you feel about your periods ChicKen: you eat my periods everyday. people make cakes, omlettes and all these food out of my period. Imagine the world running on your period. Interviewer: what are your feelings on your periods Chicken: I have a mixture of feelings. i feel really scared because the farmers would kill me if i can have my periods. i feel glorified because the world runs on my eggs and i feel proud. I feel freaked out because the world actualy runs on my periods

In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

True fact: every rabbit lives their whole cute life.

An american, a brit and a mexican are on a plane. The brit throws out a bag of tea, explaining to the confused others: "We have so much tea in England we can just throw it out!". The mexican proceeds by throwing a bag of peppers out, explaining "We have so much peppers in Mexico, we can just throw it out!". The american proceeds to throw the mexican out of the plane. "Why did you do that?!" exclaimed the brit. The american turned around. "He killed my wife."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Hurricane Irene.

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

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