- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

Why was the crazy person allowed to leave the asylum? The ombusman's report will be on your desk this morning minister.

A man had two horses. One was black and one was white. He cut the tail of one of them to tell them apart.

Q: What is sad about 4 people in a Cadillac driving over a cliff? A: You could have fit more.

What's Green and invisible? This cabbage --------------------------->>>>>

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

I found someone on the ground who wasn't breathing and had no pulse.They must have been in a damn deep sleep.

Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

how do you call someone? use a phone

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

Q: Whats Worse Than 21 Dead Babies in a Trashbag? A: 1 Dead Baby In 21 Trashbags.

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

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