- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

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(Knocks on Helen Keller's door) You: Knock knock Helen:....

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Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

"Knock knock" "Who's there?!, who's there?!!!, ya fucking asshole!!!, and quit knockin on my door!, my windows are fine!"

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

What did Luigi say to Mario? You look like a fat Mexican

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

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