- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

How do you stop an African outlaw who uses child soldiers? Angelina Jolie

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

Why am I sad right now? Because I just Sh*t my pants.

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

Anthony sucks

Q:What's red and crawls up your leg? A: A homesick abortion

What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

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