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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy die? He got shot in the face repeatedly.

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

Chick Norris... Enough said

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. Why was 7 afraid of 9? Because 9 was black.

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

wounds are red bruises are blue I've got five fingers the middle ones for you

A black man confronts a small white man on the sidewalk and asks for money. The white man responded "no".

Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

What do you do when you eat a loaf of bread? You throw it up because your brother made it

how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

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