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I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

What do u call a cripple Biv

Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

Chris Bosh's neck