Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

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Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

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What's the difference between a smashed watermelon and a dead black person? One is a minor slip of the hands and the other is a fatal accident involving a human being.

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What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

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why did the chicken cross the road he didnt he was hit by a van

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What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

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why is the sky blue? - because you have herpes.

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How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

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lets go to the beach beach lets go get away story of josh browns life

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Yo momma's so fat, however, she takes pride in her size because every body is beautiful.

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A man finds a lamp and rubs it and a genie pops out and says he'll grant him 3 wishes. The man says "I wish I had a trillion dollars for which I can buy whatever my heart desires" and poof he gets it. The man says "I wish I had a beautiful wife for which I can love forever till the end of time." and poof he gets it. Finally, his 3rd wish he says "I wish I have my own country for which I can rule as king and become the greatest ruler in history." and poof he gets it.

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How do you stop an asshole from being an asshole toward you? Shoot him in the head.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Rapist :(

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why did the shark bite the surf board? It thought it was turtle.

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If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

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What do you call a plane in shining armor? A knight flight.

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What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

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What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? Get on the ship.

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What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

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Why couldn't the old man see? He was deaf

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A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

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a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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