- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

why did the chicken cross the road he didnt he was hit by a van

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

Anne Widdecombe becomes attractive.

So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at checkers? Cause he's dead.

what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

What do you call a plane in shining armor? A knight flight.

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

lets go to the beach beach lets go get away story of josh browns life

Yo momma's so fat, however, she takes pride in her size because every body is beautiful.

How do you stop an asshole from being an asshole toward you? Shoot him in the head.

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