- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

what did the guy say when his partner took a poop on his chest? It was unnecessary for you to deficate onto my chest. In no way at all was that sexually stimulating, and i shall consider seeking out a new partner.

Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

how many babies dose it take to paint a fence it depends on how hard you throw them

One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

Anti-Joke Memes Are Obviously Not A Thing

how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. I said who's there? Knock Knock. WHO THE FUCK'S THERE, GODDAMNIT? Knock Knock. PLEASE STOP IT STOP IT OH GOD STOP IT Knock Knock SWEET DEAR JESUS GOD CHRIST STOPSTOPOHGODSTOPITNOW Knock Knock. FORGODSSAKECOMEIN. Hello, Mark. Oh, hi, Steven.

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