- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black, dead, and hangs from a tree in my backyard? Your Mom

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

Knock Knock Come in Come in who? Come in...wait what?

Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

how do you kill a bird? tie it to a tree throw a wasp nest at it and run the tree over with a semi filled with manure

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was no traffic for miles and the chicken was in search of basic needs.

Dad, if I say shit or somethin... Dad: FALCOWN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH!

Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

What do communists and strawberries have in common? You can eat them.

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

Hurricane sandy should have been named hurricane snooki because it ruined the jersey shore

Have you ever tripped over a leaf? No. Neither have I.

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Being sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

A man is riding down the road on his horse, Sally. He happens to see a horse without a rider, but with two saddles. He finds this peculiar, continues into town, and has a fine day.

whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

I like my women like I like my pancakes: Flipped over, inanimate, motionless, and covered in my syrup.

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