How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

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what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? one is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and one is a watermelon

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what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

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Wow Nero, you never explained the process, its like I am at the ocean again, but dont lie, you still fear showers... Sorry its just not you when you lie to me, I know I should be more concerned about you, ill bring those old stuff, im tired, sleepy, I suppose thats your work huh Nero? Thanks, call it as a brother or what you want, but I really love you and wont ever stop doing so. Goodnight Nerochan, promise me you will take care of yourself, we all got a long life ahead of us, and I want to spend more time with you, if its fine for you and your wife.

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Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

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Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

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Q: Why did the man get stabbed? A: I don't know.

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Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

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Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

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How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

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When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

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What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

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Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

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I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

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your mom is so fat, she uses nutrisystem and other weight-loss systems to try to loose weight.

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what's worst then having no internet access for a year? having no facebook notifications when you finally do

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

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whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

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A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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