-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

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What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

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whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

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How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

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Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

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the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

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A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

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KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

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What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

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Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

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What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

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What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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Q. Why did the boy fall off the swing? A. He had no arms or legs. Q. What did he get for Christmas? A. A drumset Q. Knock Knock Who's there Not him

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Once upon of time, there was an ugly duckling. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to compromise his health and career

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What do a tree and I have in common? We would both be mad if we got turned into paper.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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whats funny? when isreal special forces hunted down nazis after ww2 and killed the fucks

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man returned and said, "My friend does not have a pulse and he is not breathing, so I stand by my prior assumption."

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident. ... ... The police, your entire family died in a car accident who?

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It got hit by a rocket.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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