A white man and a black woman walk into a bar, they both fell in love and lived happily together until their 25 year old son had gotten in too a car crash Luckily their son lived

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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Ok,here's one, my brother can sometimes do it! Ok. Think of a number between 1 and 10 Add ten Add ten Add ten Add five Add five Take away your original number \~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\ _______________________________________ Is your number NOW, 40? Was your original number 6? Click thumbs up if that WAS your answer! ????????

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. I don't know, I've had a bad day, I can't think straight. Why do you keep asking me these questions? Always talking at me, everyday it's the same - why can't you just shut up?! I would be better off dead, then it would stop, this suffocating blackness. I need to escape...I'm going to do it tonight...pills, something like that...I don't care any longer. Goodbye.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 was having illicit sexual relationships with 9, of which 6 knew about, but was afraid to inform his wife, 8, who 7 stepped over to get to 9.

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This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

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Gotta disappoint you there, you see there are hundreds, perhaps thousands of similar organizations which work for the government, and those I work for are black ops, meaning that I would be putting my life in danger if I told you anything about it besides that fact. Its not listed anywhere, its not FBI, its not legislated by any government yet many governments invest their funds there, you could call it something like the interpool, and something like the underground society, except its multi-government driven... A term I sincerely do not fully understand myself, I have certain talents I put to use, but I lack the education in order to be more than a employee for these people.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

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A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

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What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

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How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a rock at it

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If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

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What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

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why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

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If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

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A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

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What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

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What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

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What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

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What comes after 69... Mouthwash

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What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

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