A young boy is concerned about the well- being of his father, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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What do you call most people over 50 who aren't married. Divorced

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Why can't Heller Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Auntie.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

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Why did Sally have a headache? She had a Brian tumor the size of an eggplant.

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What do you call a blue bucket? A blue bucket. What do you call a red bucket? A blue bucket in disguise.

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What's the difference between a lamp?

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

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Who is the best person to do your nails with? Nobody, you have no friends.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is an animal without a high enough level of intelligence to see the dangers in doing so.

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Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

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What did the salami say to the ham? Nothing; meat can not talk

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What did the mexican firefighter name his kids? Jose and Pablo

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What do you call a half-Latino, half-Asian baby? The product of a healthy interracial couple.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Who cares its a chicken, it probably got hit by a car. Go to McDonalds and get a chicken sandwich there he is

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What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

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What's worse than finding out your dad has AIDS? Finding out your little brother also has it, but you and your mother don't.

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whats the difference between a fat person and a skinny person ? there weight.

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how did the fat man get up the stairs he walked

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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