What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

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how do people without arms and legs have sex? no one has sex with people without arms and legs.

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roses are red violets are blue i have aids and so do you happy valentines day!

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There is a blond and a burnette in a car. The blonde is driving. What a nice use of the carpool

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Roeses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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What kind of ship never sinks? Not the Titanic.

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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Why did the blind man laugh at the book. He didn't

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Hey I just banged you, and it was crazy, delete my number, and keep the baby.

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knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me Doa Kong Oh, Hi! Come on in.

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Whats worse than having cancer? Nothing....

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

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What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

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Why did the duck turn black? an oil spill

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Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

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Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

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Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

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Q: Why did the Jew fit in with the White people? A: Because he, and his compatriots, have accepted the view of Judaism as a religion, and perhaps a lifestyle -- but not a race.

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What do Austrailian cows say? Moo.

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Knock Knock! Who’s there? Alligator! I'm positively sure that Alligators are unable to talk, now please tell me who this is before I call the police.

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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The power of Mindfuck: What if you can only walk left when you are right? And if you can walk right when you are the only one left? What is left when everything is right? Moral: Create a right world by taking the left road? YOU PIECE OF FILTH!

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Why did the pirate get kicked out of the pirate movie? He killed 7 people while looking for treasure under the seats.

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A man invites his Irish friend to his house. "Would you like something to drink?" the man asks. "Just kidding, we don't have any drinks." Later, they die of dehydration.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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