- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

Ring Ring Hello? Click

Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

A Fat Kenyan

Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

What do you call a black priest? a priest, you racist

ask me if i am a tree. no.

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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