- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

Hey, did you hear about the guy who got his left arm and left leg cut off? Yeah, it was pretty brutal. His right arm and right leg got cut off, too.

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It got hit by a stone. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the Kangaroo die? It was hit by three falling Koalas.

Two scientists walk into a bar, the pair walk up to the counter and the first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have some H2O too." 10 minutes later, the second scientist dies.

What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

What is worse than Jerry Sanduski? Nothing

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I suck at poetry. Nice tits.

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

If you have a stroke, call 000

Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

ask me if i am a tree. no.

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