Hey do you know who is in the yard? Not the boys, they all died in a horrific fire last Christmas.

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Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A co-pilot

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where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

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A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

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mom theres a naked old man outside my window and he stole dads ladder.

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

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A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

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Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

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knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

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Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

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how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

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A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

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This one time, at band camp, I played the trumpet.

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A Jew, a Russian, and a Turk walk into a bar. The Jew asks, "Can I get a glass of Manischewitz?" The bartender serves him. The Russian asks, "Can I get a shot of vodka?" The bartender serves him. The Turk then asks, "Can I get a Turkish coffee?" The bartender looks at him, confused, and says, "Sorry, but this is a bar. Unfortunately we don't serve coffee."

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whats funnier than womens rights? ottos weight

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What did Helen Keller name her pet dog? dfhiwueghweigw

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What do you call a fat zombie? Dead

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

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Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! In for a penny, in for a pound. I'm Donald Trump!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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