what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms Q. What smells like red paint and is blue? A. Blue Paint Knock Knock? Who's There NOT SALLY

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

How do you fit 10,000,000 jews inside a car? It's not physically possible as no car can carry that many people.

What is better than life? Nothing.

Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

What does? 42

What do Whitney Houston and Selena Gomez have in common? They are both dead. Exept for Selena Gomez..

what would u di if u were having anal sex with a black guy and his dick was soooo bi that ir rippped ur asshole? staple it back together

Does Fall come before winter? There is no defiant answer due to the fact that all seasons are in a cycle and our race has no answer to which season happened first on Earth.

What is green and has wheels???? Yo mamma on a Wednesday.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson bleeding, I spelled " red" wrong

How do you kill a blonde girl? You put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of a filled pool.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

chuck noris- can swim through land god- can walk on watter i- can run on air

y u no like me joke?

What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

how did a white girl have a black baby? she was raped at the age of thirteen.

How do you make a black guy cry? You kill his family.

Chuck Norris once round-house kicked someone so hard that he broke his leg.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause it wanted to

What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

A black man provides has a normal day job and provides for his family while staying faithful to his wife.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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