- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

A goose walks into a bar. Maybe he should have ducked.

What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

The holocaust

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

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