- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is long hard and woody? A tree.

what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

Lisa: Omg Karen, just had sex with Ben, his weiner was sooo tiny lol. Ben: I think you sent me the wrong text.

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

knock knock whose there open the door open the door who just open the door so i can come inside

Roses are car Violets are giraffe this poem makes no sense microwave

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

BIG MAC'S

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

Justin Beiber

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

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