What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A zebra that was shot by poachers.

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All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

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Yo Dawg, I heard You Like Kittens and Volcanoes... So, I threw Your Kitten In A Volcano.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? A rape victim.

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When's the worst time to use skin moisturizer? When you're a burn victim.

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Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Through forceful action.

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A chronic hemophilliac walks into a bar. He cuts himself and bleeds to death.

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What is brown and lives in a toilet? A black homeless man

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Arab 1: Du good bai me, and I'll du good bai you. Arab 2: Ye men, sounds good men. Arab 3: O man, no way. Arab 4: K, u wait...jus wait n see.. Arab 5: I no interest! Me so saudi! Arab 6: D'oh...ha, ha, haa! Arab 7: This is so bahrain...I'm going to go club some protesters.

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What's more funny than 10 dead babies in the bottom of a trash can? 1 dead baby in the bottom of 10 trash cans...

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Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

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A man walks into a bar After months of rehab he is giving in to his drinking abuse again and will ruin his life as well as his family

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

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if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

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what did the penis say to the vagina? SMACK SMACK SMACK

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How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

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What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

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Why did the dog start barking? Because it was a dog.

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What's black and white and red all over? Obama covered in red paint.

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I need a way to meet local babes and get ripped in 4 weeks. Shame there aren't any popularly advertised methods of doing that around here...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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