Why did the man cross the road? To get to the homeless shelter.

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how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

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Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

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What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

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What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

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What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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Seven

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A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

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Boner

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

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What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

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Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue The more you know

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

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When is it unlucky to see a black cat? When you are a mouse.

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What did the tourist in Africa get? AIDS

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

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How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

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chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

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What did the joke say to the antijoke? Nothing.

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What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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