What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

What did the dying mother give her newborn child? AIDS

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

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What is short and yellow? Most Asians

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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