my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

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Amanda Knox walks home free.

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Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

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my wife out of the kitchen

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

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I hate Jews The Holocaust

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How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

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Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

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What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

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Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

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A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

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Cancer

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Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

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How is a frog similar to a corn dog? They both have really long tongues, except for the corn dog

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What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

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Yo mama's so gay, she's a guy.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

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Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

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What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

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Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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