- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

Why did the old man get wet even though he was using an umbrella? Because it didn't save from falling off the bridge.

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Chuck Norris.

rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

What did the foreigners do to pass time? They blew up the twin towers.

THERE'S THE IDENTITY THIEF GET HIM!

What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

want to hear a joke? then go ask someone else i dont know any.

how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

Hitler: honey what's for dinner? Hitlers wife: a jewwwsyy steak

Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

what did the iPhone say to the other iPhone. we should not worry about that because iPhones are mute

Why does a squirel swim on his back? Because it was trying to keep his nuts clean

A: Knock, knock A: Knock, knock A: Um, knock, knock! B: Sorry, I was pretending that I wasn't home.

Your mama's so fat, she can't even find clothes that fit her well.

I wonder what happen to John? Oh John I know what happen to him. What happened to him then? He was playing on the bridge and fell off on accident. Is he okay? Damn women of coarse he is not okay!!!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting eaten alive by midgets with down syndrome

What did batman say to robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

How did the little boy die? Malaria Why? He was poor. Why? A Jew stole his money.

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Because you touch yourself at night.

What do you call a black man with no legs? A fine example of the consequences of drink driving. Make sure you are physically stable or not under the effects of depressants, drugs or any form of alcohol before deciding to use a motor vehicle.

What's the difference between a pile of rotting shit about to be re-heated in the microwave and Kevin James's new movie "The Zookeeper" ... Nothing.

Why did the angry kid press the button? The button said "press here angry kid"

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