- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If I Had A Brick I Would Throw It At You

Doctor: I'm gunna try to fit your illness into an everyday, normal conversation. Is that okay? Patient: okay. Doctor: how are you? Patient: fine... Doctor: that's weird.. Because you have AIDS

What's tiny and smells like a big banana? A tiny banana

Why didn't the baby learn to walk? It got hit by a car.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm homosexual And so is my boyfriend Jeremy, with whom I have shared countless evenings of joy and laughter.

Want to hear a joke? I hope not because I don't know any.

why did jimmy stop eating his breakfast two Penn state officials knocked at the door

hey im leon and i love the chuckie

Q. what is your favorite food? A. Chicken, burritos, sandwich, rice, hot dog, turkey, duck, carrot, broccoli, eggplant, apple, blueberry, pear, raspberry, blackberry, orange, grapes fries, chips, cheese, pretzels, worms, and candy canes.

I accidentally solicited a prostitute today. I was driving in an iffy neighborhood and saw a woman on the sidewalk, so I stopped to ask if she could give me directions. She must have misheard me.

How do you kill a fat guy Keep giving him food he'll die eventually.

RUN

Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk. What did u think he'd do, have coke-a-cola? Dumbass.

(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No?

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

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