- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

Today's Horoscope for Cancer: You have Cancer.

Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

Why did Piglet look in the toilet? He was probably fascinated by the flush.

How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

Why was the blonde staring at a container of orange juice? She wanted to make sure that it did not contain any pulp.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

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