- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? No it's Cindy Lou Who!

Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no legs.

What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

What do you call an blank test? an F

How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

What did the Big Chimney say to the Little Chimney? Nothing, chimneys are unable to talk.

What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

Why was the homeless man lying on the floor? Because he was dead

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

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