What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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There is a man laying on the floor in a pool of blood and vomit, there is a broken beer bottle in a puddle of beer next to him. He thinks is a sponge.Purple

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why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

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Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

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Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

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How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

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Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Just smoked some Meth nelnfjknfkjnwkejnkjnwefkjnKJNFKJRNFKWNEFEJNFJNWKEJNWFKEJFN

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Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

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you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

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How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

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A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

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Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

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My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?  Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

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Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

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Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

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A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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