- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

When life gives you lemons, you must also have a proportionally sufficient amount of both water and sugar in order to make lemonade.

Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

What do you call a black man? A person

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

my wife out of the kitchen

what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

What's Green and invisible? This cabbage --------------------------->>>>>

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

I hate Jews The Holocaust

A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

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