- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

Q: If you see a gipsy drowning, what will you throw him?! A: His family.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States? the contiguous United States

whats brown and sticky a stick

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a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

What happens when you spend far too much money in a gambling machine during a solar eclipse on a leap year? You get poor.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

How many Ethiopians can you fit in a car? Five in your standard sedan

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