Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

What is the difference between John and John Nothing

A man comes home to find his wife in bed with another man. He then joins them.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

What's a Gingers favorite drink? Coke!

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

I'm sorry sally your grandmother is dead. LOL _ grandpa Laugh out loud!. I can't belive you. I thought it meant lots of love Grandpa-ha funny mistake though right?

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding half of regis philbin in your apple...

what is a bracket? a bracket

Why does Beyonce sing "to the left, to the left"? Because that's where a box of everything you own is

Why did the boy fall off his skateboard before running into a cross-section? Because he was shot.

A man and his friend go hunting,one falls in a hole and appears dead. The friend calls 911 and asks what to do, the operator says ok first we need to make sure he's dead. The friend checks his pulse and finds out he is living, then an ambulance is sent and the hunter lives with minor injuries.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why do they call Jean a redneck? Because her neck was red from being in the sun for so long.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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